Shes a knock-out and she likes my favorite movies;
David Letterman and Chinese Delivery.
She loves Miller Light and watching Tyson fighting,
Hanging with my friends and football on a Monday night.
But little did I know

Shes morphing like a power ranger;
Really sweet but just dont ask her
What her favorite color is if she knows you like brown.
She says her favorite band is Zeppelin;
Never heard Stairway To Heaven.
Whatever she likes that day depends on whos around.

Even Ive got standards, but I just dont understand her.
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,
With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Seven weeks ago we caught you two in the city;
She saw my t-shirt she said Vertigos her favorite song.
I stood and watched her shaking;
She tried to start a mosh-pit;
She sang along all night – got every single lyric wrong.
So sorry Bono.

Shes morphing like a power ranger;
Really sweet but just dont ask her
What her favorite color is if she knows you like brown.
She says her favorite band is Zeppelin;
Never heard Stairway To Heaven.
Whatever she likes that day depends on whos around.

Even Ive got standards, but I just dont understand her.
And thats why shes my
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,
With absolutely no opinion

I took her to Baskin Robbins for Cookies and cream and mint chocolate chip;
She tore through a double scoop and then she said she was lactose intolerant.
I like yo-yos, so she likes yo-yos.
Why cant she just be herself and not do everything in life to please everyone else
(to please everyone else).

Shes morphing like a power ranger;
Really sweet but just dont ask her
What her favorite color is if she knows you like brown.
She says her favorite band is Zeppelin;
Never heard Stairway To Heaven.
Whatever she likes that day depends on whos around.

Even Ive got standards, but I just dont understand her.
And thats why shes my
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend,
With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh
Oh-oh